In the recent Dylan biopic A Complete Unknown, there’s a moment when Bob gets political. A turn in the road—one that helped define an era. His decision didn’t just shift the culture, it sold records. Lots of them.
But 60 years later, the business model around opposing evil has changed. The record labels that once cashed in on justice are now tech platforms that profit off algorithmic outrage and AI-generated slop. It's cheap dopamine instead of hard truth.
That’s why I’ve been, ironically, experimenting with AI to make something real.
I love writing lyrics. I just can’t write music. But now, with tools like Udio and KPT (my custom model built to think like me), I can write songs that sound like Dylan and feel like protest.
No illusions here. I’m not the one who’ll lead a generation—and I’m no rolling stone either. But maybe it doesn’t take one Bob Dylan anymore. Maybe it takes a million of us, using the tools of the oppressors against them, each adding our own voice to the fight.
So here’s my latest: a song Dylan might’ve written about why the GOP really shut down the government. To prevent the release of the Epstein files while they continue plundering America.
Grindr on Their Phones
Lyrics by KPT + Keegan Goudiss
[Verse]
The lights went out in Congress,
They all turned off their phones.
Said it’s ‘bout the budget,
But we all know what’s goin’ on.
[Verse]
Those Epstein files are glowing
Like coals that can’t be shown.
So they packed up and skipped town
With Grindr on their phones.
[Chorus]
They can’t keep the government open,
Or the truth might start to show.
Those Epstein files are burning,
So the boys all had to go.
[Verse]
They’re hidin’ out from judgment,
While pretending they’re alone,
But the good Lord sees that little light,
It’s Grindr on their phones.
[Bridge]
Now I ain’t castin’ stones.
But the Lord reads your location on.
[Chorus]
They can’t keep the government open,
Or the truth might start to show.
Those Epstein files are burning,
So the boys all had to go.
Let’s collaborate on some music together.
Reply with some lyrics.
In solidarity,
Keegan